Elsa Zylberstein
Nude

Do you want to build a snow man? If you do, don’t mistake those giant mounds on top of Elsa Zylberstein‘s fine chest for a good base. Perhaps it is true that the ladies from France wear no underpants. Evidence of a pantie-free society is offered by this unclad, white-as-naked-day butt of raven-haired Parisian coquette in a wide variety of viva la cinema. Born to a “Dior” beautician, a role in Jour apres jour (1989) opened the door to film and television roles for Elsa, although she really became famous after winning the Prix Romy Schneider for her work in Beau Fixe (1992). But our pricks don’t care about some hoity toity French award. They care that Elsa has rewarded us with plenty of nudity over the course of her career. In Van Gogh (1991) she shows all three Bs while getting dressed for the future one eared wonder, a true Zylberstein wet dream. Her big old milkers, hairy bush and pregnant belly came out in Farinelli (1994) while a shadowy pinch of muff and plenty of boobage for Christian Bale in Metroland (1997) lent further credence to the ladies of ooh-la-la land eschewing the wisp of satin or cotton at the crotch. Her uncovered ass interrupted dinner in Lautrec (1998), while her bush was thoroughly explored by the camera in Pourquoi le Bresil (2004). Nuit de Chien (2008) sounds like us awkwardly trying to explain what we want to do to Elsa in her native language, but it’s actually the last nude role Elsa did, although there’s still hope as she continues to act. Even Parisian gentleman who act like nudity is no big deal have to acknowledge being flustered by Elsa Z’s consistent ability to please, never tease, wearing some light white dresses and underneath, nothing Elsa. How can she Miss Zylberstein be faulted if her panties are only an afterthought?